Saturday, August 1, 2015

To Protestant zala !! (He is protestant)

To Protestant zala !! (He is protestant)

                         - Necio D'Souza

“Are!!!!! Azun kitem poxeta? Bhair sorop kedna?......”- oxem bodd-boddop khoimchean yeta tem polleunk angnnache diken man ghunvddaili.
“Arrecha! Him tor gaddyent bosleant.”- Apxinch mhojea tonddantlean utram suttlim. Hanv taktiken bhair sorlom. Gaddyechea stteringak hat ghalo. Gaddi hall-a diken dhanvddaili.

Ghorkarnichea bapul bhavachem kazar tem. Melvin, Sogllea bhanvddam modem lhan. Soglleamche apurbayecho to zavn asa. Kazar koxench chukovpak xokona. Horxim hanv somazik fungsavank vochunk sodanch fattim. Konnachea-i kazarank, mornnak vochunk vaz yeta. Samkea lagimchea soireanchea fungsanvank vochonastana ravop, hem monisponnak sobot-xem na. Mhonttoch omuk-tomuk soireanchea utsovank vechench poddtta. Matxem tori tondd dakhonvchench lagta.

Mhoje ghorkarnichem chintop mhoje poros urfattem. Ti ekui soireachem vo ixttinichem fungsanv chukoina. Dusreanchea apovneak durlokx korop tika puttvona. Vogich koslem-i nimit lavn vochonastana ravop tika mandvona. Mhaka-i bi tichem oslem dhoronn borem dista. Nidan hanv na pavlea,r ti tori amontronnacho xinn pavoita mhunn khos bhogta.

Ghorkarnichea agreak lagun hanv bhurgeam sangatan kazarak gelom. Ratcho vell to. Open-air sal zog-zogit bizlen ani decoration lavn nettoil'lem. Vokol-novro vixex oxe lhan machier raza-ranni koxim boslelim. Kuxik deddo ani 5 deddi asleo. Zaito lok salant, bhair yo-voch kortalo. Bhurgim, zanttim-nenttim oxim toxim pasar zatali. Eke vatten muzg ani songitkar, vazovpache toyaren asle. Mukhar jevnnachi Buffet manddpachi survat zal'li. Kazar azun suru zaunk naslem. Wedding march suru korunk MC Roy novreachea bapaiche porvangek ravtalo.

Anikui lok nach-vosreant bhitor sorot aslo. Thoddim zann nitt vochun novreak-vhoklek wish korunuch fuddem vetalo. Ami wish korunk gelim nant. Sanjevellar igorjent resper zalea uprant ami porbim bhetoil’lim.

Kazar suru zalem, kek katorli, saud kantar zalem. Chukon urleleanim wine-che kalsi sangatan toast-raise kelo. Wedding March-a uprant muzga nadar nachpi zoddio umedir distaleo. Ami chovgam zannam mat boske velim hal'lim nant. Mhozo hetu aslo ho somarombh pollevnuch anond bhogpacho.

Novreacho vhoddlo bhav Assis-an amkam pollelim ani to amkam lagim sorlo. Bail bhurgeam sangatan amche-xim ubho ravlo.
“Hey, Kunead! Koso asai tum?- mhonnit mhojea hatak hat melloilo.
“Forrt asam. Tumi sogllim borim asat ki na?”
“Chodd busy astai kitem?”- Chodda tempan bhettlea uprant zaleli khoxalkai ukti zali.
“Hoi, hem sodanchench zalam.”
“Nachpacho xok aslo tachem kitem?- Mhoje ghorkarnin tondd ghalem.
“Nach? To anik soddunk zata?”
Come on lets go to the floor.”- mhoje bhurgeanchea buzar hat dhorle.
“Tumi cholat. Ami magir yetat.”- hanvem taka vochunk formailem.

To nachacho xovkin aslelean nachteleam modem aple baile sangatan nachunk laglo. Jivitant tannem nachacho chondd soddlo na. Punn borench kitem soddlelem. Tannem kitem-kat soddlem tea vixim mhojem mon mat totor-vitor zalem. Assis-a vixim ordkutti mahiti asli, ticher anik bhor poddpak lagli.

Assis umedin nachtalo. Aplea bhavachem kazar soboitalo. Holant hangasor asa zalear respera vellar igorjent kiteak naslo? Kuxik aslele mhoje ghorkarnik proxn kelo.
“Ho Assis yedoll igorjent dislo na mhaka?”
“To Protestant zala! Amchea igorzanim zobor-so yena.” - Tinnem avazan mholl'lem.
Mhaka sudduk korun xok boslea sarko zottko laglo.
“Punn kiteak?”- mhozo fuddlo proxn. Aste-aste soglli gozal tinnem vistarun sangli. Mhojem kazar zaumche adli gozal hi.

Sumar 11 vorsam adim Assis-achem kazar zal'lem. Atam to astig monis. Tedna to samko gorib punn monan vixall aslo. Sobavan monis bhangar. Mhoji gorkarn tedna ankvar. Ti tachea respera velar hazir asli. Dis aitar, sanjechea 3.30 vaztam mis. Padr vigaran xiddkail'lea pormonnem 20 minutam adim to toyar zavn igorjechea adrar ubo aslo. Vhokol Carol tea adim pavon sorleli. Igorje bhair savllecho matuy addos naslo. Vhokol-novro savlleche axen vonttik tenkun ravlim. Padrik konnem tori vochun suchna dili. Padri bedroom-antlo bhairuch sorona. Xekim 4.05 vaztam padr kur igorjechea umbrear ubo zalo. Vhokol-novreak bhitor kaddlim, lokui bhitor sorlo.

Punn akhi igorzbhor kallokh. Bizli Gul'l asli. Monxak monis vollkhunk avgodd aslem. Zonelam chodd voir aslelean votachim kirnnam zomni meren pavonaslim. Altaracher Mike ani ek Don bulb cholpa itli veavosta asli. Generator na, na mhunn inverter-ui na. Donparchea ek vorar thavn bizli bepot'ta zalea, oxem sangun padrin misak survat keli. Vad naka mhunn ghorcheanim vogeponn samball'lem. Music choir xellelo. Photogaphy, videography bhongli. Ek panko ghunvona, ghamache panvlleo soglleamchea angar denvtaleo.

Lokache halaval zale. Bizli gul'l zavpachi ghoddnni, hi poilech khepe nasli. Jitle pavtti bizli na zalea, title-i pavtt padr vigaran bhailean vevosta keleach. Zalear aizuch tannem oxem kiteak kelem na, ho proxn lokache motint guslolo. Padrin zanna zavn durlokx kelam oxem lok somzotale. Padr vigar duddvakarank solam marta ani goribank khenddtta, hem tor ganv bhor lok zanna aslo. Jitli Fee girest lok ditat titlich goribui bhortat. Zalear ho bhed-bhav kiteak? Osoi bi lok foddfoddttalo.

Lokachem chintlear, novro ani novreachi famil lojent poddpa sarki gozal ti. Resper somplea uprant Assis ani kaim zann bhitor vochun huzot ghalpak lagle. 'Igorjent bizli na mhunn tum vogi koso ravlo? Nidan amkam tori sangchem aslem. Ami Generator-achi vevosta korta asle.'-oxe prosn padr-kura mukhar manddle. Hea vixim apunn kaim nokllo ,oxi zap diun tannem kus marli. Sogllem karasthan rochpi padr-vigar mat thoim naslo. Kaim vellan kolea budhicho vigar denvun sankristin bhitor sorlo. Mustaiki choddoili ani nitt igorjechea mukhel umbrear gelo. Tharailea pormonnem dusrea eka zodpeachea resperak survat keli.  Bhitor sorta mhonosor bizlecho lok-lok.

Atam hi bizli khoimchean aili? Bizli yeunk nasli. Vigaran don vhoddlea Inverter-achi veavosta kel'li. Amkam hem mud'dom kel'lem chikan mhunn somzunk vell laglo na. Assis-ak khub khont bhogli, tiddkeloi bi. Atanch vochun padrichea kansular don vazoitam mhonnit vhoklecho bhav dhanvlo. Ghorcheanim fattik lagon taka addailo, na tor padrik boddovpachi ghoddnni jerul ghoddpachi.

Kazarak mhoine soron gele, Assis sodanch xinnot astalo. Padrin apleak ghat kelo mhunn dukhi zatalo. Padrik 10,000 hozar Donation diunk na mhunn padrin aplo vingas ghetlo mhunn sangit astalo. To padri zobordosten denngi magtalo, nhoim igorjechea kamak punn aplea khasgi prokolpak. Aplem svotachem oxem ek onath axrom badpacho prokolp tannem suru kel'lo. Denngi mellovpak girestank toso goribank mosko martalo. Zo duddu dina taka to butt laitolo. Oxench tannem amchea Assis-a sovem kel’lem. Assis tea kallar rinn kaddun kazar zal'lo, to denngi anik khuimchi ditolo aslo!

Osleoch bangoddi anikui uzvadda yeupak lagleo. Xekim ghoddpachem tem ghoddlech. Ek dis konne tori tea padrik boddoiloch. Lojen to Bismakodden favor magun dusrea ganvat bodli ghetli.

Eka fattofatt Assisager tegam bhurgim zolmolim. Konnakuch igorjent bavtizm dilo na. Itlea kalla mozgotim ganvche igorjent kitlech padri aile gele, konnech Assis-achi vaspus keli na. Ganv bhor lok Assis-ak ghoddlam tem ganttik marun aslo, punn konnech vixoyak hat ghalo na. Igorje khal sabar sonvstha choltat konnech odhikrut ponnan Assis-k somzun ghevpacho proyt korunk na.

Assis-an aplea dhondeacher chodd bhor ghatli. Yennavoll vaddli. Xarant eka posh flat-ant ravpak tim geli. Bhorpur poiso ani sompoti aiz tache lagim asa. Gorib poristithin tacho ghat ghetlolo to ganv soddun ailoleak to ek yeosesvi dhondekar zaunk pavlolo. Devanuch apnnak voir kaddleant oso Assis-acho khor visvas. Atam kazar zavpi hea aplea dhakttea bhavak tannem sogllo duddvancho adar dila. Her gorjevontank ani porkeank pasun adar diunk to fuddem. He khatir lok taka bore nodren polleta.

Itlea kalla mozgotim eka ixttache mozotin Assis Born Again pongddant bhitor sorlo. Bhurgeank ani khas apnnak legit nove ritin bavtizm melloilo. Aplem svotachem mottor ghevn sabar kodden provochonam korunk to veta. Povitr Pustokachi bhorpur zannvai taka asa. Ak'khoch Bible tonddpatt aslelea porim tache zobab sutt'tat. Eka padrik legun mahiti aschina itli bori Bible-chi vollokh Assis-ak asa. Dhond'dean guntlolo monis itli zannvay ballgun asop, lokak ojap dista.

Assis protestant zala hem ghorchim obhimanan sangtat. Padrichea motlobiponnak ani lokachea dhongiponnak tim govay asat. Mhakai bi Assis-achi khub apurbay dispak lagli………..

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This story is published on KONKONN DIVO periodical and AMCHEM GOA weekly. It’s based on true incident.